He stiffly sits on the hard edge of his chair and focuses on the fact that he is Arthur Weasley, husband of Molly Weasley, father of seven, and NOT a teapot... or 'How to get a cheap exorcism with the economy being what it is'.
Something is happening at Hogwarts, and Neville Longbottom is smack-dab in the middle of it. A little crack drabble for you precious HP dorks.
Ever wonder what Neville got up too when Harry, Ron, and Hermione were hunting the philosophers stone? Some little Neville OOC drabble I spun up and decided to share with all you HP nerds! Hope you enjoy