Why does Tom hate his ancestors? What Cedric and Snape do in their spare time? How Dudley can be scared away from food? Why is Dumbledore more powerful than Voldemort? A collection of (crack)drabbles featuring various characters from the series.

Crackfic. Albus and Harry meet late in the night in the headmaster's quarters. Slash.

After being introduced to the wizarding society, Harry soon decides to be Voldemort's rival rather than a victim - but who said it's easy to become a Dark Lord? AU. Dark!CrackFic. No bashing. No pairing involving the protagonist, and definitely NOT HP/LV/TMR.

Harry befriends Mrs Figg and learns how to take care of cats. His love for little furballs helps him find an unlikely ally, and escape serious trouble quite a few times. Warning: fluff!

Są wszechobecne. Mordują kanon, zapominają o sensie, nie mają pojęcia o logice i poprawności językowej. Oto przewodnik po wszystkim, co czycha w Opkolandzie.

A number of very, VERY short drabbles based on various prompts and challenges. Covers the whole timeline except of the NextGen. Hardly canon; can be considered a more extreme version of Hogwarts Tales. Co-written with my Beta Reader.

The whole tale of My Immortal, told in a more normal way. Ebony runs Goffik, mutilates English and tries to destroy the Wizarding World.

Juliet won't agree to a marriage with Paris so easily, especially with Romeo still in the town... And Laurence isn't going to let Montague and Capulet ruin the lovers' lives as well. A bit of a crackfic with an Alternate Ending. Chapter one is the English translation and chapter two is the original text in Polish.

Harry Potter used to think there was nothing worse than spending his vacation with his Muggle relatives... Dumbledore accidentally manages to prove him wrong. One-shot, slightly AU.