Harry was hated by his parents and his elder twin, the Boy-Who-Lived, for being a Squib. They were wrong. Lily and James thought that they were making life hell for Harry by selling him to the Dothraki, instead Harry finds love and family. Slash! I have warned you!

Harry went to a planet called Hades with a group of Geologists. He survived the eclipse while the others became food and decided to stay until the next one before leaving. He was sick of being with humans anyway. Then a ship crashes, bringing a certain convict with it. Master of Death and Sadistic!Harry (SLASH)

Hobbits are born with soul mates. Bilbo just seems to have a rather different one. He goes on a journey with thirteen Dwarves and a Wizard to find him. Bilbo/Smaug (Human form) SLASH

Dumbledore made a mistake when he took the heir from a noble creature family and gave him to Lily and James Potter. He wanted to use the boy, and make him into the perfect weapon, but apparently obliviation doesn't work very well on Nagas. -Slash Creature!Harry AD/GW/RW/MW/HG/Bashing-