Harry wanted to tear his hair out. He wanted to tear Draco's hair out. But most of all, he wanted to tear Draco from the driver's seat, throw him out of the car, and take over. *Post Hogwarts AU* Banter banter banter.

Harry and Draco bump into each other at a club. Guess who has a Parseltongue kink? *Post Hogwarts AU. Slash.*

After suffering from intense physical abuse all of his life, Harry had never known what real love was. It was up to Draco to show him. AU. Extremely fluffy.

Draco and Potter have a strictly physical relationship, that's it. No romance. None. Potter is free to do whatever and whomever he pleases-except wait, where did those lovebites come from? Hogwarts AU. Two dense boys in denial and one very jealous Draco Malfoy.

Draco's marriage to Astoria is set for the summer after the war. The problem is, he's already in love with Harry Potter. Post Hogwarts AU. Established friendship.

Draco is quite certain that he's heard something strange outside. Harry just really wishes he hadn't offered to share a tent with the Slytherin prat in the first place. Hogwarts AU. This is my version of H/D sharing-a-tiny-tent cliche. (I'm cool).

This is Bickering Husbands Harry Potter and Draco Malfoy at a dinner party featuring a few of their best friends. Also featuring tons of swearing, name calling, and italics. (all's fair in the game of love and apples ya feel) (also poor Hermione). Post Hogwarts AU.

When the Slytherins decide to pull a seemingly harmless prank on Draco's new boyfriend and longtime rival, Harry Potter, things don't necessarily go as planned - and Draco finds himself having to save the day. Hogwarts AU 8th Year. Established relationship. Beware of fluff.

Frankly, Harry really shouldn't have been nosing through Dumbledore's Pensieve in the first place. *6th Year AU, YOUNG Dumbledore/Grindelwald from Harry's POV. No smut. Nothing dirtier than kissing and a bit of manipulative teenage antics, sorry folks.*

Actions speak louder than words, they all say, but nobody ever mentions how difficult it is to discover what those actions truly mean. In the midst of troubled times, cocky Slytherin Draco Malfoy meets a mute Harry Potter and finds himself instantly captivated. Is it possible to fall for someone who has never spoken to you? Hogwarts 6th year AU.

Draco's a tea snob. One day, Harry tries to make tea for him. Post-Hogwarts AU featuring a pompous!Draco and lots of stupid bickering. Also a cat named Maxie or Macy. We're not entirely sure.

The few times that Harry Potter has ever seen Draco Malfoy cry, and what he does about it. Almost a Christmas one-shot. Almost, I said! AU.

Harry Potter has surrendered himself to Voldemort and the Death Eaters in the Final Battle... The Dark Side has won. But perhaps True Love's Kiss can change that. AU. Drarry meets slight! Fairytale plot.

Draco and Harry have a snowball fight. Who will win? Silliness. Hogwarts AU.

Draco takes the hit from a bludger intended for Harry and develops a strange and severe case of amnesia. Feeling responsible, Harry decides to help Draco go back to his old life, and eventually guides him on his way to a new one. So with a clean slate and a budding friendship, will Hogwarts' biggest rivals finally get their shot at a second chance? 8th year AU

Draco only has one hour to convince Harry not to sacrifice himself to Voldemort. Set in Deathly Hallows; AU established relationship.

Potter was positively ruthless when he was on one of his 'mischief rampages'-Draco had been forced to discover this over the many months with the blossoming acquaintance and had at first been shocked by it, but recently he liked to refer to it as a match made in hell. Because Potter could quite literally be the Devil and Draco would not be surprised. *Hogwarts 8th year AU.*

Sometimes, all you need are those particular words to get you by. Other times, you don't need to say anything at all. Draco Malfoy learns this and more throughout the course of his life. *Sort of DH epilogue compliant, except for the teensy fact that Draco and Harry end up together. Oh yeah, that.*

What happens when Dumbledore decides to transfer all of the Hogwarts students to a muggle boarding school in America? 8th Year AU. CURRENTLY ON HOLD AND UNDER MAJOR RECONSTRUCTION.

Harry has lost everything to love and war. Draco is slowly giving it back to him. Hogwarts AU, pretty much everybody is dead. First person.