"The Name's Greed and I want to be your Friend" What happens if Louise summons Greed? Will Greed get what he wants? Will Louise get what she wants? Will there be pandemonium?

A certain half-elf summoned someone she wasn't meant to as a familiar. Instead of summoning herself a kind hearted Japanese companion much to a certain pinkette's annoyance, she ended up summoning someone who's particularly good at hating, who's favorite word is power and who in all honest opinion despises anything sweet.

Sasuke gets thrown to the R V world by Kaguya in a last ditch attempt to flee. While the last Uchiha tries to find a way to go back to his own dimension, he searches for help because infiltrating NASA just isn't going to cut it. He does find help but it unfortunately isn't free.

Alex goes to Japan to unleash hell but to his surprise, its already in chaos. He decides that it'd be more fun to use his powers to mindfuck the casts of HOTD instead of killing them.