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  • unintended consequences

    the kiss has repercussions.

  • no accounting for taste

    lisbon gets a boyfriend. jane gets confused.

  • EPILOGUE to famous last words

    famous last words should be read before this epilogue. patrick's p.o.v. clarity, truth, a swivel and a twist. not for delicate flowers. you know who you are.

  • the fine print

    jane's terms revealed. rated T with one adult reference.

  • famous last words

    a new life for jane and lisbon; language

  • russet pain

    a new case changes everything for teresa and patrick.

  • chemistry

    elements of attraction alert: language in last chapter

  • classic scenarios

    someone left the ideas out in the rain. a series of new takes on favorite fan fiction themes.

  • the two of us

    patrick's new life

  • the stomach pat

    the inevitable finale of the mentalist reboot. wherein the writers phone it in and the viewers witness Patrick Jane's I.Q. plunging into the double digits.

  • i'm losing you

    for patrick, with much love.

  • i'm ok jane's ok the jury's still out on you

    holiday thoughts from a happy and heavily armed woman.

  • the spirit of the staircase

    based on the french expression, l'esprit de l'escalier. after running into marcus pike, lisbon thinks about what she should have said to him. one iffy word so tread carefully.

  • behind the scenes

    a possibility.

  • dialogue

    because it had to have happened.

  • last night

    in which cho is smart, abbott isn't a woman, teresa is an adult and patrick is patrick.

  • another county heard from

    jane will do anything for her.

  • exit interview

    teresa gives notice.

  • as good as it gets

    patrick contemplates his next move.

  • the heart wants what the heart wants

    jane muses about the future with lisbon.