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  • Talking Heads

    Another Dramione. Are they Head Boy and Girl? Why yes they are! You probably know what's gonna happen, but R&R anyway please. Rated M for later chapters that I probs wont write for a while due to exams and school and stuff like that. TEMP. DISCARDED

  • Not Another My Immortal Commentary!

    My commentary on My Immortal. Lets hope I don't blow my brains out re-reading this monstrosity. I know there are lots out there but give mine a read! : R&R!

  • Perfect Gentleman?

    ONESHOT. Angelina is stressed from the pressure being the new Quidditch captain brings, and one fellow seventh year wants to help her let off some steam. My first attempt at smut. R&R

  • Getting Ron Back

    After years of humiliation, Fred Weasley is getting back his brother Ron by... Getting off with his girlfriend.

  • What's My Name Again? A Song For Lockhart

    A silly Blink-182/Harry Potter parody song about the effects of "Obliviate", a broken wand and the Chamber of Secrets. Based on "What's My Age Again" by Blink and inspired by another Blink/Potter song of mine, "The Broom Show".

  • I Only Wanted a Sandwich

    "Harry opened the door to the seventh-year's dormitory expecting to collapse on his four-poster bed. The expanse of the mattress was taken up by the redheaded nymph he'd been dreaming about for months." ONE-SHOT, HP/GW lemon, post BoH. REVIEW!

  • The Broom Show

    Songfic of "The Rock Show" by Blink-182. Cho's POV about her relationship with Harry. Mentions Ron, Hermione, Cedric, and Marietta. Sticks to the plot of JKR's books. Just lighthearted punk-pop fun!

  • Love After Death Trilogy: The Rise Of Harry

    Sequel to The Downfall Of Ginny. The story continues from where TDOG left off. Harry is finding it hard to get over Ginny's death moreso than others. What will happen to Draco Malfoy? PERMANENTLY DISCARDED.

  • Happy New Year

    Harry fancies Serena. Serena fancies Harry. How hard will it be for them to get together? Very, apparently. TEMPORARILY DISCARDED

  • Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets A Parody

    Technically a parody of HP2 movie. Very random stuff. I'll do my disclaimer now: I unfortunately am not JK Rowling, so I don't own these characters. But my surname is unusually like hers.

  • Love After Death Trilogy: The Downfall of Ginny

    Ginny is hoping to spend the evening away from possesive exboyfriend Harry, and eyeing up her crush Draco. But what happens to her isn't what anybody expected. Rated M for sexual and suicidal content. COMPLETE.