Stan is a handful of months from his 30th birthday and hates his life and being an adult. He would give anything to go back to those simpler days when he was a child, fix a few mistakes he made along the way, and most of all relive it and pay more attention this time. One strange night, he gets the chance to. COMPLETE. Originally written for the 2014 South Park Big Bang.

Very short, rather smutty and somewhat weird one-shot (smutshot?). The events described herein could only take place in South Park. Complete.

What might have happened if the "Black Friday" three-part story arc had ended a little differently.

Kenny has died and visited the afterlife hundreds of times. This time, when Ms. Crabtree wrecks the school bus, he doesn't die alone. Rated for graphic violence, angst, and major character deaths (lots of them). COMPLETE. (Epilogue added for Butters' birthday; can be read as a stand-alone oneshot.)

(New chapter added and rating has changed.) "They've done experiments with baby monkeys, where they separated them from their mothers. One group only got fed, and the other group got fed, played with and interacted with. The monkeys who were only fed all died; I think people can die from that much loneliness too."

One day after the episode 'The Entity' when Kyle's annoying cousin from Connecticut, Kyle, goes home with a 5,000,000 bailout check, Kyle wins a bet with him. Oneshot.