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  • Mood Mint Madness

    When Harry and Ron agree to test out the new Mood Mints for Fred and George, they thought it was all a lark. What will they do when it not only turns out the mints have an unexpected function, but Malfoy gets ahold of them? Harry has a plan! Can he outwit Malfoy before he tells the death eaters about what the mints really do? Slash, eventual sexytimes.

  • A Malfoy's Dignity

    It is beneath the dignity of a Malfoy to do many things. One of them is to sit on the roof of Malfoy Manor and make hooting noises. Yet that's exactly what Draco is doing... no pairings, one-shot

  • Randomosity and Cheesecake

    Harry Potter works at a grocery store, Draco must wear an apron and Lucius is a taxi driver. Random? Yes. A tad OOC, so you're warned. I was tired when I came up with stupid idea - I apologize in advance.

  • Gryffindor Boy

    Draco always thought his son was different...

  • Shackles

    Draco and Harry come to in a dungeon with no idea as to how they got there. They'll have to work together to find a way out, but the question is: can they? HP/DM slash, Drarry. Rating will go up in later chapters.

  • The Misadventures of Scorpius Malfoy

    It wasn't as if Scorpius had planned to become such a troublemaker, it just turned out that way. It must have started when he was born, but once he met Albus Potter, things went downhill twice as fast...

  • Drowning in Darkness

    The war is over. But Draco still needs saving... from himself. Can anyone help him? And will he even let them? Anything could happen. Graphic content, please be WARNED. Dark. Barely-there Drarry if you tilt your head and squint.

  • How to Live Happily Ever After

    Sequel to 'How to Fall Out of Love'. Draco writes a list on exactly how one goes about accomplishing this feat, especially if your true love is a certain green-eyed Gryffindor savior... one-shot, HPDM slash

  • How to Fall Out of Love

    Draco Malfoy is making a list telling how to fall out of love, because he certainly is in a predicament concerning a certain Harry Potter... Drarry slash!

  • Secret

    Do you want to know a secret? Do you promise not to tell? Draco knows something, and he is definitely NOT telling Harry! That was the plan at least... songfic, one-shot and most importantly... DrarrySLASH! Sort of fluffy... nothing graphic.

  • Dear Jamie

    Songfic! Scorpius just wants to tell Jamie Potter how he feels about him, but is having trouble saying it out loud. The solution? Write him a letter, telling him once and for all that he loves him! See how it turns out! One-shot.

  • Never Change

    Scorpius Malfoy feels that sometimes his parents just don't understand him. Luckily, he has some true friends who are always there for him. A slightly sappy friendship fic, no pairings.