A series of unrelated, smutty short stories involving various pairings. Newest chapter: Hilda/Cheren.

Hilda, Hilbert, and N are in a polyamorous relationship, and share an apartment with couple Cheren and Bianca. All those friends under one roof creates a lot of tension and brings up childhood feelings, but one night, some alcohol, or at least something alcohol is an excuse for, sparks a major shift in their relationships. Vuvuzelashipping; HilbertxHildaxCherenxBiancaxN.

Hermione's study primer on goblin wars is as dull as it comes for Harry and Ron, but some secret under the table 'encouragement' from Hermione might be exactly what Harry needs to help concentrate. Or to become completely unable to focus. Either one works for Hermione. Anonymous commission.

After the Death Eater attack at the Quidditch world cup sends Harry into an overworked panic trying to get stronger, Hermione resorts to desperate measures to get him to relax. Namely, secret nightly visits to help him let off some steam, but Harry's not quite as sleepy as he lets on, and Hermione is in for a while slew of surprises to come. Commission for Lord of Bones.

On the influence of his godfather and stories of how much of a stud his dad was, Harry seeks to build himself a harem of Hogwarts's hottest in a 'reinterpretation' of his fifth year. But it turns out that these ideas may be smarter than they seem when it turns out to maybe be just what he needs to defeat a newly risen Voldemort. Commissioned by Zenkichi2991.

Tonks and Lupin decide on a sperm donor to avoid the risk of their child inheriting lycanthrophy, and Tonks chooses Harry. Unfortunately for Tonks, nothing is going to be simple about what she's about to do. Commission for Cypher Three.

After Ron returns to Harry and Hermione, an accidental outburst of emotions long kept secret have the trio addressing how they feel about one another. Anonymous commission.

[AU] James and Harry don't come home late from a party, leaving Ron to console Lilly on the matter of James's infidelity. Commission.

Hermione brews a potion to help Ron and her clear the air and overcome their nerves, but Fleur's presence complicates things a little. Anonymous commission and sort-of-ish prequel to The Setup.

Andromeda is showing a remarkable amount of interest in Ron, and not only is his girlfriend Hermione okay with it, but she has a plan to take it to the next level. Commission for anon.

After a rare shared victory for Athena and Ares, the two gods indulge in some vigorous, lusty celebration. Commission.

Mami invites her girlfriends over for a less-than-conventional tea party. Request fic for a friend, contains girl penises and some out-there stuff; you've been warned.

Blake nervously gives into Yang's request for pain play, but finds that she might be a little more into it than she expected.

Korra and Asami's first soak in Future Industries' new hot tub doesn't go as planned when Korra reveals a waterbending trick she's been developing in secret. Contains consentacles.

In class, a bored Kyouko decides to make her own fun by teasing Sayaka over their telepathic link, sharing with her a very vivid fantasy involving a jar of honey.

Kyouko doesn't have the patience to wait until her and Sayaka's movie night is over before making a move.

Homura decides to devote a single cycle to having a date with Madoka, to give both of them one happy night together.

Sheik shows Zelda a new, possibly narcissistic pleasure. A half-baked idea formed from the Smash Bros. announcement last night. Contains OOT!Zelda as Sheik and TP!Zelda but I kept things vague so if you squint it's any version you'd prefer.

Natasha wants to eave Steve into becoming the intense, rough friend with benefits she needs, but she has to start slow with him.

Hilda helps ease an awkward N into the mood.