AU: After Mr. Darcy's disastrous proposal at Rosings Park, Elizabeth Bennet marries his cousin, Colonel Fitzwilliam. In distress, Mr. Darcy proposes to Caroline Bingley; but perhaps their relationship will not be as frustrating as it may seem...

In a decrepit house on a stormy island, a little girl with a tempest for a brain breaks her toys instead of playing with them. (the exposition and consequent denouement of catherine goode). /Rated T for abuse, violence, depression, blood, etc., etc./

/Fitzwilliam Darcy really, really hates Caroline Bingley/ pre-novel shenanigans, rated M.

Caroline Bingley finally gets what she wants from Mr. Darcy, but she finds that it doesn't make her any happier.