"Why wouldn't you want to see the Giant Squid?" Rose asked. "I'm not sure," Scorpius replied. "But it might have something to do with the fact that it's a GIANT SQUID!" Rose has never been like everyone else, and pretty soon Scorpius is wondering why in Merlin's name does he keep coming back for more. Crap summary, fun story.

Draco and Blaise have a bet. Draco has one year to meet a witch, settle down (and hopefully get married), and give up the party life. For Good. If he wins, the deed to Zabini Manor become's his. If he loses, then Blaise is named CEO and co-owner of Malfoy Enterprises. Too bad for Draco that the only person who even slightly interests him is the engaged Hermione Granger.