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  • Probation

    Hermione is hired as a Healer at St. Mungo's, but she must pass a three month probationary period before she can be an official Healer. A lot can happen in three months, especially when a certain ex-Death Eater also works at the hospital and a meddlesome Hufflepuff and even more meddlesome Slytherin get involved.

  • Silence in the Library

    "What do you want Malfoy?" "Me? Nothing at all. I was merely perusing the entirety of the library when I stumbled upon a fellow student about to break a school rule and out of the goodness of my heart, I decided to educate them on their misdemeanour," he responded nonchalantly pulling books from shelves at random. (Hogwarts and Post-Hogwarts, EWE, M for a reason)

  • The Vow

    "My wife can't remember the last five years. And you're saying that she may never be able to? What if it is a curse? What if it kills her before you're able to identify it you useless—". Amnesia fic.

  • Pardonner et Oublier

    Embarrés dans la bibliothèque une nuit avec un certain blond, Hermione reçoit des bons conseils au sujet de son petit-ami: "C'est simple, romps avec lui." Et avec ces simples mots dit dans le silence d'une bibliothèque vide, tout va changer pour Hermione Granger.

  • The Abridged Big Book of Wizard Sex

    Ever wondered what witches do when on their periods? Or what kind of contraception exists in the magical world? This abridged Big Book of Wizard Sex will answer these questions and more for all you curious muggleborns.

  • What Happens During Patrol

    There he was, looking a little angry and undeniably on the wrong floor. "Are you lost, Malfoy?" she sneered. "Sod off, Granger." (Hogwarts Era, smut)

  • The Yule Ball

    When Hermione attends the annual Yule Ball hosted by Ministry in an expensive dress that she received in the mail with no indication as to who it came from, she is determined to find out who gave it to her, and why. Oneshot.

  • Running Late

    Hermione is nominated for employee of the year at the Ministry of Magic and is up against Pansy Parkinson... and she's running late for the ceremony due to her frustrating husband. ONESHOT. Lemons.

  • Cashing In

    Hermione wins a bet and Draco must do as he's told for the next 24 hours. *Side-story from my story "Probation"; gratuitous smut.