Strange things are happening to Harry. An attack, an escape, a confession...and all before he goes to Hogwarts, where he meets a nutty professor and learns to play 'Chairs.' And Dumbledore is worried about something...Follows OotP. R&R please!

What if Ron was Uncle Vernon? Is Mark Evans the Wizarding Messiah? Will Harry's toenail clipping play an important part in the years to come? Find out here!