You've just discovered that your future has already been decided on. It's bad enough that your past isn't what it seemed to be. What's worse is that your present enemy was part of your past and will be part of your future whether you like it or not.

Part one of this attempt at humor contains Disney songs, Snape dressed ridculously, Dobby stirring things up, two impt potions & romances like h/d, h/g, r/b, n/p, and more! Who are these couples, you ask? Read to find out! =)

Hermione and Draco hate each other. He's always telling her to shut up rather than her wish was his command. This is the story of their romance... following the plot of the Princess Bride...

A cold childhood and a promise never to love again. These are the things that were meant to be broken when he fell. Fell... in love. But falling in love was such a hard thing to do when one had never lived a life of love. But could he?