Lucius/Hermione where Lucius kidnaps Hermione and they have tex smex after much slapping, denial, Snape hostaging, bananas, bickering and yelling of 'mudblood'. The loving parody I wrote many years ago about my obsessmuch's Eden. Read with caution. Repost!

Little known fact: Hermione Granger and Draco Malfoy had a rendezvous in their sixth year. This led to the conception of a child. Months later, Hermione has a choice. She hasn't heard from him. Has she abandoned them? Dramione. *Written as a reflection on the Roe vs. Wade reversal. Debate/criticism welcome*

When Snape unfairly gives Hermione a bad mark, she's not about to sit back and allow her GPA to be destroyed. Instead, she cleverly asks for the mark to be changed...and anything that entails. Manipulative Hermione. AU where Snape still taught Potions instead of DADA in the sixth year. Snape/Hermione when she is 17. Snamione romance with kink.

Ten times Sirius Black did everything to make Hermione turn her back on who she was by breaking her boundaries. Ten times, times a thousand, he made the woman he claimed to love: a victim. Yet she will do anything to help him, she knows he is repeating the cycle of abuse done to him. (Title based on "Man that You fear" - Marilyn Manson)

Luna is reading the Quibbler and decides her future career.

Harry leaves in the night.

Luna urges Harry to go on a thestral ride

A little poem about Big "D" Dudley Vernon, who was a major meanie :P

The editor of The Quibbler thinks about it's successes and failures. And why truth counts.

Harry/Luna talk about thestrals in year 5 and why he should be optimistic. Just because he's seen death, doesn't mean it's all there is.

No one could separate the newlyweds Narcissa and Lucius Malfoy. They were utterly in love with their own and each other's beauty. And no one else could compare to their own perfection and pureblooded beauty. This was a match made in vanity!

Sirius is surprised when Marlene asks him out, but then he's delighted when he discovers she's a one-of-a-kind, go-getter type of girl. And then that is just the beginning of the surprises they'll share on their first date together. OTP Swap for loveneverdies78!

Luna is everything Draco needs and desires. She awakens even desires he didn't even know he had. "Is that an erumpent horn?" Draco/Luna. Druna. Saucy!Luna.

The morning after Lucius and Hermione have a drunken romp at a charity event, Lucius is not inclined to just let the gorgeous brunette out of his life, or bed, so quickly. In fact, he's just begun to teach her all that he knows and that includes, Lesson One: "never enter the bedroom of a gentleman without your wand. Unless you plan to leave yourself at his complete mercy."

Harry is fed up of the Dursleys mistreating and yelling at him. He finally runs off and meets a mysterious blonde girl along the way. But is she a witch or just an ordinary girl like him running from a bad family? Harry/CC.

CharlieWeasley/NymphadoraTonks. "Keep me, keep a piece of me." Angst, mild tender moment of parting.

Hermione's beauty is a treasure and with a mind of gold, it's no secret that Draco is both annoyed and captivated by the hot nerdy girl who keeps outshining him. He's prepared to do something about it too...but it's not at all what she's expecting! Draco/Hermione. Ravenclaw!Hermione.

Vampire/witch love at first sight. When Sanguini saw Luna Lovegood for the first time, he just knew she would be his lovely she-vampire forever. Sanguini/Luna. Either he must have her heart or her blood!

Draco put on the mask and then carefully placed his hands into each of the leather gloves. Hermione waited in the other room, in a corset. Her long, raven black hair had been tumbled and tied into an updo. Draco thought she looked more elegant with black hair, more like the pure Black blood that secretly ran in her veins. Dramione, dark pureblood Hermione.

Aragog was the giant spider in the second Harry Potter book/movie. But he was much more than that, he was a loving father and spider husband to his wife Queen Spider Arabella Mosag and their thousand kids. Family spider fluff. Now trilogy of love and romance! "Aragog, how could you betray me with the other spider girls?" Chapter4 Jealousy!