I found the start of this forever ago, and a month ago I finished it, and just now I'm posting it. I'll admit I haven't even read it yet.

Random thingy I'm doing with a friend. Hal has a robotic body now, and John comes over when he's alone and not 36 hours old. I don't know where this is going to go so the rating is probs gonna change but rated T for dumb pranks and mentions of violence *shrugs* (P.S. the picture's actually Hal and John Crocker we never hear about that boy)

Something I wrote for my Public Speaking class. After reading it to the class, one of my fellow homestucks came up to me and we started talking about how it was really good and stuff. I think of it as kind of the life lesson you should take from reading it, and maybe something Jade would say. Rated M for the same reason why I wasn't allowed to read it outside of the one class.

Random short story. DaveKat. Sorta NSFW. Whatever. I can't summary. :( ((EDIT: Name has been changed .))

This is some awkward fanfic that I somehow made up after watching too much HIMYM over a week or so. I've been spending WAY to much time on it, but in my opinion it's - (no you're not cool enough to say the L-word youre not even suited up). Anyways, yeah... rated M because, well, you'll see.

JohnDave, as far as I can tell. I wrote it awhile ago, so uhhhhh it may or may not me NSFW. Putting it under anyways.

Not sure whether this is a fanfiction or not.

Some weird HalDirk fanfic I started writing. It looked a lot longer on paper, heh... Anyways, Dirk has more or less just finished building Hal a Body, and the android has something on his mind... Rated T but i'll probs change it later. ALSO FOR SOME REASON THE CHARACTER SELECTION DOES NOT INCLUDE HAL.