New characters, new hardships. Lots more fluff, and lots more drama. YEEHAW. ((ALSO SHIT I ACCIDENTALLY POSTED MY GAME PLAN OH GOD))

"It's his birthday, you vaguely recall, and his glistening wet, freshly-turned-18 years old body is lying there, just waiting for you to take it. To take the intangible thing he promised you, if only you would wait for him. And you did." BroJohn awesomeness. Putting Dirk instead of Bro because this is my weird headcanon thing. Gets really sadstucky, but not much actual smut. So T.

John and Dave end up going on a... date? Something like that, with a name amidst the platonic hand-holding and 'no homo's. Meanwhile, Karkat has a little trouble with Gamzee and the 'Dark Carnival'... ((The picture is Gamzee's outfit for Chapter 2 and beyond. I really like it.))

This is not a fanfiction, technically. It is a completely different universe, with completely different characters that I made up. I hope you like it, though...

Take homestuck... and put them in Furnace Penitentiary. NOT PLANNING ON NSFW BUT ITS PROBS GONA HAPPEN ANYWAYS,

The one you've all been waiting for! Dave and Dirk, Strider Brothers - Monster Hunters. They encounter a fallen angel named Johnathan, and things go pretty well from there. THIS IS ONLY SEASON ONE, SEASON TWO WILL COME SOON! ALSO I RECENTLY CHANGED THIS TO JUST HOMESTUCK IN THE HOPES MORE PEOPLE WILL READ IT!

Welp, more sadstuck. I wish this wasn't my outlet; I wish I didn't have to make you guys sad. But I do. I have to. I'm sorry. I'm sorry, Dave...

Mute!John and Blind!Dave. John is Dave's caretaker, and even goes to school with him. Bad summary is bad, rated M because I want to experiment with some mute stuff kehehe... ((btw i have no idea what the cover image has to do with the story i just thought it was funny lol))

You are Foxx Killesk... At least you think you are. You live on a small secluded island, and your dreams are starting to tell you otherwise. There is no escape from the odd man in your dreams... Or your draconic tendencies... Rated only T because I'm not planning on adding actual ship scenes to this.

Those barrels...

Kankri's lost his temper, and, well... apparently teenage minds are easy to corrupt. Can Karkat escape his weird incesty wrath and find Porrim and Cronus, or will he, too, become a boytoy slave to the Kankles? Rated T because they're (probably) not gonna frick. (jesus christ almighty three people followed this in 24 hours :O better get moving on ch2 then)

"You kneel beside the river and you were right, it's very calm. You look at yourself and a series of words fly through your mind. Handsome-beautiful-wait-wings-what-oh god-what am I-hideous-horrible-monster. You're absolutely horrifying, and you know somehow that this isn't you." Heinoustuck AU, modeled around my own headcanons. Just read it. Rated T for heinoustuck.

Wild!Dave AU. No SBURB. John and Dave. ((IF EVERYONE WHO CARES COULD JUST PEEK AT THE AUTHOR'S NOTE ON CH3 YOU'LL UNDERSTAND IF I DISAPPEAR FOR AWHILE))

Just a short sadstuck convo between two bleeding-out guardians.

AU!Human!Hal Rp I did with my friend. Dirk and Hal, universal 'twinsies', attempt to tamper with the game and Dirk ends up with a human version of his annoying AR in his lab. At least, that's what he says. Rated T for Homestuck. ((ALSO SOMEONE REALLY NEEDS TO ADD LIL HAL TO THE FREAKING CHARACTER SELECT UGH)) ((IM SO SORRY I DIDNT NOTICE))

Part one of my weird JohnDave thingy. (TW: mentions of rape) Rated M because consentual sex thou.

Cutest thing I've ever written.

Here. Found some.

Felix is a 19-year-old... from an unknown planet. He's met the Doctor, Rose, and Jack under extenuating circumstances, and has the privilege of staying with them to help save the world and shit. (Felix is me, btw. :D)

Well, you see what it is, right? Go ahead, click on it. It gets worse.