Tired of living a dull life and dreading the prospect of college applications and job hunting, Arthur hatches up a plan to run away with his best friend, Alfred. Together, they embark on a journey, traveling around the country and making friends with strangers as they learn about love, life, and what it truly means to live it.

Even while pushing the boundaries of what science is capable of, Alfred never lets go of his capacity to love. USUK, geneticist!Alfred X hybrid!Arthur

Alfred Jones is a college student when he encounters a half-human creature named Arthur Kirkland. To the rest of the world, Arthur and his kind are beasts that need to be locked up and experimented on, but Alfred can't stop himself from quickly becoming entranced. Snake!Arthur x Alfred

Rejected by their crushes, the awesome trio decides to have a threesome to relieve their sexual frustration. The only problem is that they just aren't attracted to each other. Fail!sex ensues

Marine biologist Arthur Kirkland is sent on a dive to collect some coral samples, but is instead abducted by a playful, blue octopus named Alfred. Tentacle fun ensues, PWP

Alfred F. Jones: total dork that spills his soda all over Arthur's clothing. Arthur Kirkland: sexy punk completely out of his league. Naturally, Arthur will demand payment. M for PWP and first time

Our boys are painfully bored in physics class, so Alfred employs some fun coping methods.

America, being completely clueless about British slang, invites England over to his house to check out some new renovations and can't understand why his awesome new shag rug elicits a strange reaction. Smut ensues.

Arthur Kirkland has always prided himself in having the best plot in the town community garden. So who is the mysterious git that keeps trying to one-up him?