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EvilFuzzy9

  • Positive Body Image

    Some people complain about Anko being chubby in the epilogue. This is her response to them. [ranty, pro-epilogue, spoilers for end of the series, etc.]

  • Durin the Seventh and Last

    A golden age at the end of time. [poem]

  • Prototype

    Varrick was a genius. He would be the first to tell you this. [gen]

  • An Unusual Affair

    A series of hundred word drabbles covering the life, love, and misadventures of Toph, Suki, and Sokka post-Unexpected Aftermath. [Tukka, otherwise canon pairings]

  • Being Dead SUCKS

    Sokka never really gave much thought to what would come after death, but he probably didn't expect it to be so... dysfunctional. [crackish, lust quadrangle?]

  • The Times, They Are A Changing

    Ron and Tonks have been in a... "relationship" for a bit, now. Things are still exciting, but they're also beginning to spice it up more. And somehow Cho Chang gets involved. [Ronks, Rho, lemons; sequel to Honky Tonk Woman]

  • Honky Tonk Woman

    In the summer between his fifth and sixth year, sometime after the incident at the Department of Mysteries, Ron is finding his scars to have some curious side-effects on him and those around him. Tonks, depressed and pining for Lupin, might just prove especially susceptible to those effects, and particularly desirable to the imprinted mind. [lemon]

  • Gryffindor Colors

    The reasoning of pureblood fanatics is incomprehensible to anyone halfway normal, and even Harry Potter is close enough to ordinary to find himself at a loss for how on earth Narcissa Malfoy so suddenly became Mrs. Ronald Weasley. [crackship, crackfic, crack premise; Roncissa, lemon-scented]

  • No Good Deed

    Actions have consequences. Between provocation and punishment lies an impulse decision and a stroke of luck, whether good or bad, that will lead to results which few would have dreamed of and fewer still would have hoped for. Whether it is fair and whether it is right is entirely subjective.

  • Everyday Lunch for Monster Girls

    Kurusu Kimihito finds that sex isn't the ONLY thing his Liminal tenants crave... [vore, crackish]

  • On the Origin of House Elves

    Or, "Why indeed would an entire species of sapient creatures seem perfectly content to live in nothing short of outright slavery?" Half fan quibbling, half genuinely thoughtful consideration of the potential causes and factors which might have led house elves and wizards into their respective roles and places.

  • Accounts of Perversion and Obscenity

    Or, "A Lewd New World: Gaiden". A collection of unconnected oneshots and drabbles based in the infamous setting of my SECOND most popular fic. [genderswap, smut, crack]

  • Boil

    Juvia blows off some steam with an unlikely person... [cracky smutshot, upgraded into cracky sorta harem fic-thing]

  • Room to Spare

    Nine jinchuuriki sharing an apartment. What could POSSIBLY go wrong? [A long-requested spiritual successor to three separate one shots; drabbles, crack]

  • Those Three Guys

    Bearing the dubious distinction of being the first "major" villains ever defeated by Son Goku, Pilaf and his loyal henchmen have gotten dismally little attention in fanfiction. This collection... theoretically... aims to remedy that.

  • Play Hard

    Ron and Harry get a new addition to their flat, and Dudley Dursley reconnects with his cousin through the power of an old SNES. [oneshot]

  • Venerable Valedictorian

    How, exactly, could a semi-mythical wizard from the late fifth century have attended a magic school that wasn't founded until the tenth? [crack]

  • Like a Brother

    Wherein Ron realizes that he has made a terrible career choice, and Harry tries to convince him that it's not too late to back out.

  • Futari wa GOD DANCE

    Kagura and Soyo have an evil... er... *perverted*... plan to conquer the world. Or... maybe just do it like rabbits. Whichever sounds more probable. [futanari, SMUT, gender-warping, futa!Kagura x Harem]

  • Unbiased

    Fairness is a nice idea, but tricky to actually work out in practice. Tsunade, however, at least intends to give credit where credit is due. Set before the Sasuke Retrieval arc.