When you think summer, of course you also think "BEACH!" But the ocean holds much greater perils for Hayate Ayasaki than just Jaws or C'thulu, and our hero probably won't survive this onslaught of beautiful bikini-clad babes without dying at least a little.
At the lowest point in his life, when he contemplated just giving up and ending it all... something happened to give him new purpose. A different purpose. A *nobler* purpose. [darkish AU, KaguShinPira, TaeKondo, maybe GinTsu in later chaps]
Shinpachi and Kagura work hard for their money. [smut, crack]
Shinpachi loves Otsu, even if he knows it can never be. His devotion to her is unconditional, and undying. [character death, suicide]
Nothing breaks the ice like a common interest. [ShinKoma, lemony scented]
If Otsu is Shinpachi's princess whom he adores from afar, then he is the knight who defends her honor with his life. Together, they create the cutest chivalric romance this side of the Middle Ages. [ShinOtsu, WAFF]
Okita and Nobume exercise their sadist tendencies on two unfortunate Odd Jobbers. [OkiKagu, Shinobu; SMUT]
Sakamoto and Mutsu have a friendly, and then not-so-friendly, chat in the captain's quarters. Complete with subtle ship teasing and not-so-subtle bunny jokes. [SakaMutsu, crackish, mild spoilers for chapters 477-480 of the manga]
"That cry echoed in all of our hearts, a memory we will never forget." The Yorozuya gang goes out for lunch at a burger joint. Things rapidly escalate from there, in typical Gintama fashion.
Otae's fried eggs do some scaaary things to a man's body... and Shinpachi's body does some pretty scary things as well. [Smutty crack, cracky smut, weird ass perversions of bodily functions, ShinKagu, and maybe other things]
If she was Eve, then Kimihito was only happy to be her Adam. [oneshot, smut]
Being stranded on a deserted island actually isn't as bad as it sounds, in Shinpachi's opinion...