Shoker one-shot, basically just smut. Joker's feeling angry about Shepard letting Kaidan back on the Normandy. Set in ME3, some minor spoilers. Rated M for a reason!

A second chapter has been added to this story on request from a few people, and for that chapter I upped the rating. This is a short story about Alexandra Shepard and Kaidan Alenko before the blitz when neither of them is well known. I have made a lot of stuff up and it does not follow any plot, just a little fluff/smut I had to write when it popped up in my head.

Tali is disgusted by the change of saliva between Shepard and Joker and they choose to mess with her. Or at least they try to.

Athena Shepard accidentally meet Kaidan Alenko in an alley in Vancouver. She runs with the Reds, rides a motorcycle and steal, and he's from the fancy part of town. Set when Kaidan has just come back from jump zero, does not follow canon. Rated M for smut in later chapters. The cover image is done by the awesome Aliyah-Shalom-David34!

Just a small Shep/Joker fluff. Kat Shepard needs a moment to wind down and Joker helps her. Set during ME2, pre Horizon, but does not follow any plot. Also, the scenery is taken from a scene in ME3. And beta-read by the wonderful Gairi!

Amanda tillbringar några veckor på Hogwarts medan hennes föräldrar reder upp lite personliga problem hemma. hon är tillsammans med Harry Potter och har aldrig varit lyckligare, men så en dag får hon ett brev... VARNING för ovårdat språk