Because what girl wouldn't fall for free hot twinkies and shitty hot-topic bottle blue hair? "Peter"/Random Chick

Remy LeBeau has his work cut out for him with the pale-haired brat son of the assistant head of his school. Being a teacher, he takes an interest in setting the boy as much on the up and up as a part-time thief can manage, but it seems the boy may have other ideas. A multiverse-based Charter School/Domestic Science Class AU

The Inquisitor always liked how Cole could read minds, maybe a little too much.

From the Kink Meme: "Alistair's always had a thing for the bossy ladies, so it's no surprise when he discovers that he's really into pegging."

Reverse Kinkmeme Prompt: Drug Usage "Hagakure/Togami on anything, just anything /please/" Hagakure finds himself with an uncomfortably young bourgeois boy using his bong for solace and making even more uncomfortable suggestions.