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  • Everything You Guessed Is Wrong

    By Terra3 • Updated: 26 Apr 2004 • Published: 26 Apr 2004 • 531 words • 0 followers • Parody/Humor • Harry P. • Rating: K • Completed

    A parody of Weird Al's Everything You Know Is Wrong about all those lovely plot twists in the first three books.

  • The Pied Piper

    By Terra3 • Updated: 21 Jul 2003 • Published: 21 Jul 2003 • 8,128 words • 0 followers • Peter P., OC • Rating: T • Completed

    Within the Life Had Just Begun universe. Soon after the event in GoF, Blithe Tambre goes to meet Peter Pettigrew after believing him dead. As she goes, she reflects on their past relationship.

  • Baby Got Brains

    By Terra3 • Updated: 21 Jul 2003 • Published: 21 Jul 2003 • 889 words • 0 followers • Parody/Humor • Ron W., Hermione G. • Rating: T • Completed

    A song parody to Sir MixALot's Baby Got Back. Ron sings about why he likes the brainy Hermione.

  • Life Had Just Begun

    By Terra3 • Updated: 25 Jun 2003 • Published: 25 Jun 2003 • 30 Chapters • 193,001 words • 1 follower • Drama • James P., Lily Evans P. • Rating: M • Completed

    PreOoTP. Spanning from November 1979 to Halloween morning 1981, James Potter tells his story of his past two years. Beginning with Lily's pregnancy along with his father's death, James learns what it means to be a father and a hero. R for mature themes.

  • Ode to the Boy Who Lived

    By Terra3 • Updated: 29 May 2003 • Published: 29 May 2003 • 467 words • 0 followers • Parody/Humor • Harry P. • Rating: K • Completed

    A song parody to Weird Al Yankovic's Ode to a Superhero which is a song parody in itself. Instead of Spiderman, I chose Harry Potter to honor. Enjoy!

  • Payment in Full

    By Terra3 • Updated: 18 May 2003 • Published: 18 May 2003 • 1,779 words • 0 followers • OC • Rating: K+ • Completed

    On the morning of June 20th, Abby Loomis receives a strange customer. Who is she, what is happening on the 21st, and why is she carrying a grocery bag? Inspired by Katinka's Interwoven.

  • The True Heir of Slytherin

    By Terra3 • Updated: 16 Dec 2002 • Published: 16 Dec 2002 • 4,186 words • 0 followers • Horror/Drama • Salazar S., OC • Rating: T • Completed

    Salazar Slytherin left a Chamber of Secrets to continue his work in purifying the school but why is it in a girls' bathroom? Warning: babies are killed. Not for the fainthearted

  • Matchmaker

    By Terra3 • Updated: 8 Nov 2002 • Published: 8 Nov 2002 • 523 words • 0 followers • Parody/Romance • Pansy P., Draco M. • Rating: K • Completed

    A parody of Fiddler on the Roof's Matchmaker, sung by Pansy and Draco. What is it with all the arranged marriage in the Slytherin House during fics?

  • Scorched Earth Policy

    By Terra3 • Updated: 24 Jul 2002 • Published: 24 Jul 2002 • 13 Chapters • 66,617 words • 0 followers • Drama/Horror • Harry P., Draco M. • Rating: T • Completed

    A sequel to Caitlyn's Lessons for Life. It's ten years later. Aidan Malfoy is now running the Muggleborn Manor. His family has kidnapped him and the residents of the Manor and only Harry Potter and Draco Malfoy can save them all. Warning: Suicide and gore