One-shot Harry Potter/Torchwood crossover. Come away, O human child! Harry's hearing fairies, fairies who leave him rose petals, and who look after him, and who want to leave with him. And he would quite like to leave with them. Hallowe'en story.

For Harry James Potter, time simply had no meaning. He is in Azkaban, for a crime he did not commit. It seemed his life was a case-in-point for Murphy's first law, or so thought Remus. Remarry, HP/RL, whichever. Work-In-Progress.

There was one thing Mr Harry Potter was interested in: murder. Which is what one would expect, as he is a private detective; quite a good one, in fact. But can he find out who killed Kingsley Shacklebolt? Only if he finds the missing Monopoly note . . .

Not DH/Epilogue compliant. Harry and Remus, co-authors of the hopefully best-selling DADA book "A Creature's Compendium", are off to San Sebastian, California, to conduct some field research. Of course, it may not go as planned . . . Slight HP/Twilight.

How did you lose your virginity? said Jeremy quite politely. "WHAT KIND OF QUESTION IS THAT!" shouted Fenrir, his teeth bared. "The kind I must ask - I am, after all, a relationship therapist." HP/FG under a comedic microscope - maybe. Work-In-Progress.

- It doesn't take much to travel through time. Just a pot of Vaseline, a compact power source and having jumped off of a high building - Harry's all alone. Voldemort can't share the sentiment. So where does Harry go? Why, 1962 of course! WIP.

At a school in London called Deffry Vale, a man called the Doctor met a man called Harry Potter. Then Harry hitches a lift in a machine called the TARDIS, and who knows what'll happen? Harry Potter/Doctor Who Series Two Crossover. Work-In-Progress.

October 2002: Harry Potter is on the very brink of death, but is brought back to life by the bite of a vampire. Confused, Harry runs. January 2005: Bella Swan moves to Forks - but the Cullens aren't the only vampires around . . . HP/?, EC/BS, JB/? WIP

A little Christmas ficlet - a little early - set in late 1984. Harry is unravelling, Remus has a book to write, Sirius is odd - and baby Harry thinks mum, dad, and his uncles are acting oddly. No established pairings - read what you will.