Shadabing, shadaboom. To sum up: if you have a short attention span and are enticed by humour and pie, please indulge me and read. It'll be worth your while.
CHAPTER 9 UP! A possessed Dobby, a disappearing Ron, an elusive kidnapper, lots of romance and plenty of adventure... Hermione's sixth year looks like it's going to be the most exciting yet!
Draco Malfoy approached the brothel looking for information. What- or rather, who- he found was someone completely unexpected. They strike a bargain: information in return for a home. But as the stakes get higher, how much are they willing to risk? DMHG
Oh that tricksy Harry, up to his crazy antics again! Trouble's in store when he sets fire to a hedgehog.
Lavender Brown is lamenting over her love for Harry when something happens that may make all her dreams come true... One-shot.