It's strange how a mere middle name caused Xander Harris to prove himself to be the hero who ultimately saved the day during the events of 'Chosen' instead of Spike, but that's life in Sunnydale.

In honor of Valentine's Day, here's a tale of romance in Sunnydale. Feel free to remember Peter Cook's hilarious take as the Clergyman reciting the marriage vows in The Princess Bride while you read this story.

Nick Fury would've been just fine. That also goes for One-Eyed Willie, Snake Plissken, Ragetti, Mad-Eye Moody, and even Number Two from the Austin Powers Trilogy. But no, his girls had to pick-

The Pasadena guys land in Sunnydale sometime during the show's run, with their adventures set out in drabble form. Will our heroes survive life in this demon-haunted other California city?

Nobody ever mentions this kind of stuff at any Hero Academy, so either you deal with it on your own or if you're very lucky, civilized arrangements can be made.

Yes, however impossible it might seem, that malicious poltergeist actually did something once in his entire ghostly unlife to very much benefit the wizards and witches of Britain.

This is my own cracktastic entry in the Potterverse genre known as 'For whatever reason, Harry throws a huge hissy fit and leaves the wizarding world.' Well, if you know a more concise description, tell me it in a review, and I'll use this. Rating is for language.

In a clearing of the Forbidden Forest, Harry Potter and Lord Voldemort have met for a final confrontation. Just themselves; no friends, allies, or supporters. Two wizards enter, one victor leaves. Locking their gazes, hands began to reach for wands-

Even wizards and witches should have known better, considering how magic can have its own rules and directives created long ago, by the greatest of them since Merlin: Godric Gryffindor, Helga Hufflepuff, Rowena Ravenclaw, and Salazar Slytherin.