"He's not on trial for being a bad husband, Minister. Fortunately for him." I had a feeling that even if I got off today, my wife was going to have me on trial for that very thing for the rest of my natural life. Then again, that might not be very long if she decides to end me herself out of sheer annoyance.

Sirius Black and Danilynn Masters have old everything. Old blood, old names, old traditions, and even older money. A girl from the light and a boy from the dark shouldn't have much in common, but they seem set on throwing their families old feud to the wind. It's time that someone breathed life back into the old and where better to start than with a few teenagers?

That night in Godric's Hollow, Danilynn Black planted a memory in Harry Potter's head, designed to emerge slowly over time. She erased it from her own mind, in order to protect herself, her husband, and Harry. There's a secret locked in Harry's head, and it's coming out. What's the secret? No one knows, not even Harry, but he can't shake the feeling that it will change everything.

Fifteen years ago, Sirius Black and Hadley Attwater had (debatably) the world's worst breakup. Fifteen years ago, Sirius Black and Hadley Attwater swore to never see each other again. Fifteen years ago, she had let him fool her and Hadley Attwater isn't looking for a repeat anytime soon.

You've Been Black Listed. At Hogwarts, circa 1975, those words are whispered in dreams: it opens a news article that says that she's dating Sirius Black. But inside is the airing of your secrets, written by a Hogwarts student for Hogwarts students about the all drama the school has to offer. All girls dream of it except four: because they're writing it, and just try to catch them.

Afraid of Greatness 2. Even after Azkaban, Sirius claims to know everything about his wife, Melanie (that's me). Well, I had a little secret when he went to prison, & there were somethings I never got to tell him. I should be worried, but I'm just thrilled our daughter, hasn't blown up the house yet. Key word being 'yet'. And by hasn't blown it up, I mean 'beyond repair'. SB/OC AU!

Walburga Black is trying to kill me in a stairwell, I'm well aware that Sirius has probably been incapacitated by his father, I just got caught trying to run away with the Black family heir, the stairs are making suspicious noises under me, and this all involves a flying motorcycle. Well, I guess I know why she wants me dead. The woman always did hate me. SB/OC and later JP/LE.