"Who are you?" The modern wizards asked. "I'm Louis-" The platinum began. "And I'm john." The redhead finished. "No! We meant your real names!" Yelled the frustrated 'magical' people. "That, we can't tell you." The platinum smirked.

Edward the Fullmetal alchemist has lost his gate, but now has it back? And now he's trapped on the other side of the gate leaving his wife and 2 children behind? Who's Dumbledore and what's Hogwarts? Rated T for Ed's foul mouth

Read to find out. Summary inside. T for Edward's rated mouth

It's just the re-write of the first version so if you want to know what's going on I'd advise you read the first version.

For Ed it's a normal day until some random girl appears out of nowhere and latches herself to his left automail leg begging to be his apprentice. Is that Izumi in the distance? Read to find out more! Bit of Ed/Win but not much.