E

Entwife Incognito

  • Secrets

    Jane and Lisbon have layers of secrets, and their new relationship requires them to be revealed. A little head cannon for "Nothing But Blue Skies" that emerged from a brief Twitter conversation about the first sneak peek. One-shot, a tag of sorts really. Disclaimer: I own nothing about The Mentalist.

  • Demon's Grip

    SPOILER ALERT! Tag to a scene in 702 "Graybar Hotel." If you don't want to be spoiled, don't read until after CBS airs it Sunday. Jane on his couch while Lisbon is in prison. One-shot. Angst. Disclaimer: I own nothing about The Mentalist.

  • Swan and Froggy

    A little head cannon as a gift for CTV opening season tonight. A tag from the sneak peek where Patrick hides an origami swan in Lisbon's pocket. Just a bit of sweet fluff, marshmallow creme. One-shot. Disclaimer: I own nothing about The Mentalist.

  • Sunset Beach Do-Over

    What if the sunset beach scene in Fire & Brimstone 6x06 had happened just slightly differently? If there had been no trick? It doesn't change what happened afterwards. But it changes who Jane and Lisbon are to one another. Short one-shot. AU. Disclaimer: I own nothing about The Mentalist.

  • Shades

    Jane dreams of Charlotte and Angela. Lisbon comforts. Gentle. No sex. Very mild 'T' for setting. Very short. Mostly a head cannon I posted on Tumblr and decided to post here, too. Thanks to austinpd1 on Tumblr for creating the wonderful cover! One-shot. Disclaimer: I own nothing about The Mentalist.

  • Moments in Love: Dancing

    TRANSFERRED. Lisbon bringing more heat to their relationship has a strong effect on Jane. I thought there would be more story to this, lol, but it turns out to be lots of romantic fluff. But they discover and try something new. Two chapters. Strong situations. If you don't like that stuff, don't read this. Disclaimer: I own nothing about The Mentalist.

  • The Needs of the One

    Tag to 709 Copper Bullet. Jane's POV, mulling over Lisbon's words before they danced. A bit rambling and a bit angsty, as might be expected, but short. One-shot, barely 'T' for language and suggestion. Disclaimer: I own nothing about The Mentalist.

  • Dreams of Reality

    Inspired by 707 Little Yellow House. Not exactly a tag because the episode needed nothing more, for me. But a conversation came to mind ... One-shot. Pretty fluffy. I don't even think it's 'T.' Disclaimer: I own nothing about The Mentalist.

  • The Romantic Charge of Working Together

    Tag to 705, The Silver Briefcase. A quickie in every sense. Short. Quickly written. Futile attempt to quench & bank a branch of the flaming fandom libido. Calm the lusty requests in my message boxes. I get you all. 1-shot. Strong situations. The C-word used in its most instinctual, anatomical way. If you don't like that, don't read this! The Mentalist: Not mine.

  • Lovetruck Sickbed

    Tag to 704 'Black Market.' What happened after Lisbon brought Jane his soup at the Airstream. Just a little something to imagine the scenes they aren't showing us. Starts at home in the morning . . . One-shot. Lisbon's POV. Strong situations. If you don't like that, don't watch this. Disclaimer: I own nothing about The Mentalist.

  • What to Know and What to Leave Behind

    Tag to 703 Orange Blossom Ice Cream. What if Jane and Lisbon had stayed in their hotel room to discuss old relationships instead of over dinner? One-shot. Strong situations. If you don't like that, don't read this! Disclaimer: I own nothing about The Mentalist.

  • Mending the Day

    Another tag for 702 Greybar Hotel, the ending. The writing may be rough but I wanted to post before the next episode. Jisbon tension is high with me. Strong content, some perhaps unusual to some, role-play and tickling. If you don't like that stuff, then for sure don't read this! Disclaimer: I own nothing about The Mentalist.

  • She Takes Me Slowly

    A one-shot tag to 701, 'Nothing But Blue Skies." Patrick and Teresa's talk in the lobby after leaving Pike seemed a little unresolved to me and I wanted to explore that with this story. Kinda very sweet fluff. Probably a solid 'T.' Disclaimer: I own nothing about The Mentalist.

  • Control Issues

    The theme is control. How Jane and Lisbon discuss it, well ... it's not by angry fighting and arguing. This one-shot has strong situations, but with an organizing theme. Mild tie-up. Mild unusual play for some. If you don't like that, don't read this! Disclaimer: I own nothing about The Mentalist.

  • After Supper

    A quiet work night ends with love. This one-shot is triggered by an Anon request that fired my imagination. You know who you are ;) Strong situations. If you don't like that, then don't read this. Disclaimer: I own nothing about The Mentalist.

  • Awkward At First

    Another scenario for Jane and Lisbon's transition from the TSA office to their new status as a couple. Just the first night. Originally posted as part of Mentalist Disciples fan fiction collection, I've expanded it here. Two chapters, intimate situations. Disclaimer: I own nothing about The Mentalist.

  • Message to Teresa

    My entry for @mammab72's one-shot "Jane Vest/Ring Challenge" to all Mentalist fanfic writers. Terrible turn of events after an argument. Pretty angsty. Very mild 'T.' Disclaimer: I own nothing about The Mentalist.

  • Moments in Love: Out of Turmoil

    NOTICE: Threat to male body integrity is a part of this story. The course of love is not rosy just because it is deep and true. People make mistakes. Patrick breaks a promise. Teresa's feelings surprise and overwhelm her. 1-shot. Pretty Angsty. Strong situations. If you don't like that stuff, then don't read this. Disclaimer: I own nothing about The Mentalist.

  • Moments in Love: Pretty Night Things

    My 100th Mentalist fic! Nightwear can be so much more than it seems. Lisbon is discovering a new side to her nature while she and Jane learn what being a romantic couple means for them. One-shot. Alternating POV. Strong situations. If you don't like that stuff then don't read this! Disclaimer: I own nothing about The Mentalist.

  • Moments in Love: The Flow of An Evening

    I think I'll write a little "Moments" series of one-shots for awhile. Seems like a summery thing to do. This one is a little slice of hot fluff from Jane's POV. He's deeply and openly in love, so it's a bit reflective and dreamy. Strong situations. If you don't like that, don't read this. Disclaimer: I own nothing about The Mentalist.