Rolanda Hooch was abandoned at the altar on her wedding day. No, for real. And you know what? A hot-tub was involved. No, not for any funny business (she wished it was that sort of business ... HA). Get your minds out of the gutter, alright?

Filius Flitwick is not like other children. That is not necessarily a bad thing.

Mike is late. Harvey gets upset. In other words - a normal day. Except for the bit where Mike's life hangs in the balance, and the most unusual occurrence: Harvey ... and guilt ... in the same sentence. (One-shot.)

Sometimes she wanted things she didn't believe in. For such a bright witch, she certainly felt illogical things. (One-shot. Drabble.)

Malfoy never knew who Santa Clause was when he was younger. But now he's older, and has some idea how mudblood brats must have felt when they grew up. He'd had his own Santa. Once. (Warning: Don't read if you're a child. Seriously.) One-shot. Drabble.

She's a witch and a teacher — so there's no better preacher. She explains the thirteen Quidditch teams — in her eyes, there is a gleam. And better be it in rhyme! (Poem!fic. Gift for QLFC forum teams. Canon-abiding facts.)

How exactly did Voldemort encounter Nagini, who would go on to host a sliver of his soul?

Cassandra Trelawney — a Seer so great that her legacy would live on. But live on through whom? Surely not Sybill, her great-great-granddaughter. That woman was a mewling, pathetic hack. Right? — dedicated to 'sarahsezlove'

Ron just wants to keep his Rose safe from that disgusting Death Eater's son. Bloody Malfoys.

This is the spark that leads to Dudley becoming a boxer. A great one, too.

If she attempts to draft one more letter, she'll surely have racked up her tree kill-count to 1,000. Okay. Perhaps that's a bit high. 100?

No, Hinkie is certainly not free — not like Dobby (that poor elf) is.

Luna Lovegood fights as if in a dream. But that's not quite true. The Battle of Hogwarts is no dream; no shoddy nightmare; and no Boggart. This is reality. Luna knows that much.

Filius Flitwick is not like other children. That is not necessarily a bad thing.

Hermione's first proper snog, and also why she's never wearing pink again (the two are not mutually exclusive).

Ekrizdis finds a curious creature. It is skeletal; it floats; it exudes mist, almost; it ... kisses?

How did this happen? One moment Fred is alive, laughing uproariously with George ... and the next ... the next ... well.

This is how everything changes: three Muggle boys attack Ariana Dumbledore. And nothing is ever the same.

Hermione's logical. Logic dictates that it's beneficial to release her emotions in a non-destructive manner ... like through a journal.

They will tell you this … she was a "frail and wispy woman." But that isn't fair. And when they refer to her … they will call her Mrs Crouch. She will have no name of her own. She will be a mother and a wife, and nothing more. And that … that is not fair. Not at all.