Why does Tamino miss vital (and obvious) information? Is Sarastro good or bad? What's with the number three all over the place? Is Papageno really a bird? What is the secret password to enter the Temple of Wisdom? All this and more will be explained in light-hearted fun!

Sir Charles Chesterton Worthsbyfeld IV (known by his friends as "Worthsby") never really was lucky, but when the bumbling society fop unwittingly enlists in the League of the Scarlet Pimpernel he sets off a grand series of misadventures destined to banish him forever from Orczy's writings altogether! Rated K-plus for mild swearing.