Voldemort wins AU. EWE. After two years on the run Hermione stumbles into the clutches of Lucius Malfoy.

A little drabble for the Quidditch League featuring Harry Potter based pick up lines. Hermione's feelings toward Pansy threaten to run away with her. Probably the silliest thing I've ever written.

"Come now, did you really think I was going to pay over a million Galleons just for one kiss? I think you overvalue yourself, Miss Granger. They may refer to you as the Princess of Gryffindor, but you must know you are not an actual princess." An accurate depiction of what would most definitely happen should Lucius and Hermione be trapped under a sprig of enchanted mistletoe.

Hermione and Draco plan to thwart the Marriage Incentivisation Programme by getting hitched. It seems like the perfect solution until Lucius shows up on their wedding day with a bottle of champagne and some very disturbing news. Shameless smut, fluff and silliness.

Written for round ten of the quidditch league. A blow to the head gives Draco a new perspective on things.

Hermione's presence in his kitchen forces Lucius to re-think his prejudices. Just a little one shot I dreamed up whilst cooking dinner - then I came up with a few more courses! Rating may go up. Post Hogwarts, disregards epilogue.

Stories written for the Quidditch League featuring couples I wouldn't otherwise have written about! 1. An extraordinary love (Lily and James Potter) 2. The Great Escape (Minerva MacGonagall andElphinstone Urquart) 3. A Mother's Love (Bill Weasley and Narcissa Malfoy) 4. In search of gainful employment (Draco Malfoy and Ron Weasley)

For nineteen years George had lived with only one purpose, to bring back Fred.

SS/HG shorts written for the 2017 Quidditch league. 1. Night of the Living Debutantes; 2. Potion Masters do it in the Dungeon 3. The Spy Who Loved Me 4. Strictly come Severus

It's the morning after the Battle of Hogwarts and Draco has some choices to make. One shot. EWE.

Divorced by his wife, abandoned by his son, stripped of his wand, deprived of his house elves and forced to complete 6000 hours of community service Lucius Malfoy has hit rock bottom. Surely things can't get any worse...

The saddest thing about betrayal is it never comes from your enemies. Written for round four of the Quidditch league. Warning - canon character death.

"Colin Creevey, I dare you to go back into the castle and fight for Harry Potter." The second wizarding war from the point of view of the Creevey brothers.

Voldemort was triumphant and Hermione Granger has been a prisoner in Malfoy Manor for three months. At Voldemort's behest she is engaged to a reluctant Lucius Malfoy. Hermione is not easily subjugated and ninety days in the dark can change a person beyond all recognition. AU. Rated M for sexual content and violence, as dark as I'm every likely to get - still not that dark!

Lucius and Hermione find an unusual means of spicing up their marriage. Be warned there is little plot here along with graphic sex and unsubtle allusions to infidelity- if that's your thing then read on!

After Lucius Malfoy heroically rescued Hermione Granger from a Death Eater attack in the British Library he (not so heroically) took her back to his own library and showed her a lot more than his etchings. PW(very little)P. Three shot.

Hermione Granger, War Hero, Princess of Gryffindor, Order of Merlin first class longs to add Minster of Magic to her list of titles. Unfortunately her ongoing affair with ex-death eater and acquitted war criminal turned PR agent Lucius Malfoy might make the task even more challenging. Rated M for graphic sex and gratuitous swearing.