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  • Can't Start a Fire Without

    "Let me get this straight," Eliot said. "You called me about a fake fire to get me to come over for cookies. Which then became a real fire and ruined the cookies. Now you want me to make you cookies so you can give the cookies to me. That sum it up?" (Eliot/Hardison/Parker)

  • How Not to Win a Knife Fight

    It wasn't a job gone wrong. But it wasn't exactly a job gone right, either. (prompt fic: tending injuries). Quinn/Chaos.

  • Lapse, relapse, collapse (this time is the last)

    After so long without the rush of a purposeful kill, that warehouse reminded Eliot of an addiction he thought he'd recovered from. Set during The Big Bang Job.

  • In Possession Of

    Two hunters, one hitter, and a highway gas station in the middle of nowhere. (Or, that time when Sam and Dean saw Eliot take down a bunch of guys carrying guns and drew the completely wrong conclusion.) Written for comment fic for the prompt: "For the last time, I'm not a demon." Genfic.

  • The Art of Taking Dangerous People to Bed

    Eliot has one ground rule: no weapons in the bedroom. Quinn's not completely sold on this, but he's willing to be convinced. Eliot/Quinn.

  • Survival Training is not a Euphemism

    Hardison dragged along every computer known to man and Parker's in a turf war with the local wildlife. This isn't what Eliot meant when he said they should do some wilderness survival training. Eliot/Parker/Hardison.

  • At least the thugs stay silent

    They were a mile and a half from the auxiliary maintenance station at Bellington Dam, and Quinn was itching to hit something.

  • Objects of Impressive Size

    One moment he'd been taking notes and bemoaning the state of modern literature and the next, well, let's just say that discovering *himself* in the Supernatural novels was a more than welcome reprieve. Set during 8x22.

  • The Long and Noble History of the Pickelhaube

    The drinking game is on and Prussia's determined not to lose. Even if it means telling one particular story. (Or: What happens in the 1800s should stay in the 1800s). No pairing, but contains allusions to using a pickelhaube in ways pickelhaubes were not meant to be used.

  • Hidden Depths

    The background image on Germany's laptop has been changed. Germancest.