NaruSaku, BoltSalad, just like... ugh. This is what I think should happen six years after the ending that Kishi wrote. Naruto and Sakura's marriages fall apart, but they stick together, because they're friends to the end. Also, their kids are adorable. Just... I don't know. The ending isn't great because I don't have time at the moment. Maybe I'll fix it later.

Masashi Kishimoto is a toymaker. The Narutoverse and the Naruto Fandom are trapped inside his crystal ball. But whichever way he tilts it, know that we must be resilient. He can take away our canon, but he can never take away our OTP! WARNING: THIS ENTIRE STORY WILL SPOIL THE ENDING OF NARUTO REPEATEDLY. If you're okay with that, step into the tent of Madame Pierrot...