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Elliot Green

  • Along for the Ride

    A bitter and jaded Hermione Granger accidentally travels back in time twenty-one years to her first year of Hogwarts. Forget fixing the past, she just wants to make the world burn. Too bad she's not the only one who traveled in time... [Featuring: rage, revolution, and maybe even some romance...]

  • This Is Not a Love Story

    Severus gets cursed and falls in love with Hermione Granger. That's not the worst part. Featuring: Bellatrix Lestrange on the warpath, Hermione facing some dark choices, and a Severus Snape who's incapable of saying no.

  • What Could Have Been

    There exists an artifact that shows you what could have been. Harry becomes obsessed. Takes place after book 7, but before the epilogue.

  • How To Kill Voldy Easy Version

    How do you kill Voldemort? Easy! This is what "should" have happened.

  • Harry Potter and the Mutant Rabbit OF DOOM!

    Harry is out of school and living as an exterminator. He gets a call from Hogwarts about a thing that is massacring students. A one-shot.

  • Suing the Unsueables

    Harry Potter dies and comes back as a ghost, so he decides to sue the school. They quickly decide to settle, but how long can they keep up the terms? And what happens if they can't? Very short, really just a one-shot split into three chapters.

  • You're Under Arrest For The Murder Of Voldemort

    Sometimes no one wins.

  • Severus Snape's Dear Old Mum

    Snape has been being mean to poor wittle Harry-kins, so Harry gets his revenge... By writing to Snape's mother? Actually turned out quite well, in my opinion. One-shot.

  • Tom Marvola Riddle

    Drabble. Harry does something unthinkable and truly evil. He changes Voldemort's name! Now his anagram doesn't work...

  • Joel K Riddle

    Voldemort's embarrassing brother comes to town stoned, of course and not only ruins his reputation but pees on Voldemort's lawn. Rated T for drug usage, and mild swearing.

  • Great Things

    Ollivander is well known for his good wands, and how everyone who has one will grow up to do great things. What happens when he meets Melvin Squat, a non-remarkable boy? Set around the time when Harry buys his first wand, but not important. One-shot.

  • Broom Tricks and Quidditch Fics

    A collection of short stories written for the Quidditch League Fanfiction Competition. / Round 13: a random wizard does some whispering.

  • The Carriage Held

    Severus Snape finds himself wrapped up in the mystery that is Harry Potter, while struggling with a few more mysteries of his own. (OotP AU in which it turns out the Dark Lord had more than one way to return from the dead, and Severus discovers just how far he has left to fall. Expect dark humor, a liberal dose of angst, and plenty of Severus Snape's personal opinions.)

  • Severus Snape: Exposed

    An article about the inner life and disgustingness of Severus Snape. Published, of course, by the Quibbler. One-shot.

  • Harry Potter the Master of Explosives

    Harry Potter... Master of explosives. Harry gets a gift of a lifetime supply of explosives, and puts it to "good" use. One-shot.

  • How To Storm Voldemort's Castle Easy Version

    How do you storm Voldemort's castle? How many people do you need? A thousand? No! All you need is two! And all you really need is a clipboard...

  • How To Take Over The World Easy Version

    Well, the name really says it all.

  • How To Get Into The House You Want

    Six ways to get into the house of your choice. Compliments, Sympathy, Bribery, Threats, Hypnotism and Revolution.

  • How To Kill Harry Potter Easy Version

    This is a sort of sequel to 'How To Kill Voldy Easy Version'. Title says all.

  • The Harry Potter Show

    The Harry Potter Show! What else can I say? K for mild language and the kind of violence you find in cartoons. Which mothers are always complaining are too violent. Harry invites guests to appear on his show.