She's a Wound Maven. She knew exactly how to knit nerves back together. How to connect them to tissue, how to heal skin and muscle, regenerate and grow organs and bones, how to treat and replace blood. She'd put up with and handled a lot in her 14 years as a Healer. But she did not know how to handle Ron Weasley kissing her. A hurt/comfort love story with a dab of adventure.
A mission to best her mother has Spellthief Pansy Parkinson accepting a job from an old school friend. A simple retrieval job that could put much needed funds in her hands, until it spirals wildly out of control. Feuding Werewolf families and Royal Italians aside, Pansy has to use her skills to navigate a tough situation, and not let Neville Longbottom Arrest her at the same time.
Invites? Check. Cake? Check. Champagne fountain? Check. Dress? Check. Getting super drunk at her bachelorette party and accidentally dismembering her future husband's goodies? Uh... unfortunately... check. Fluffy and sassy one shot in the Mushroom Punches series that can absolutely be read alone! Enjoy!
The Jam is King. Why don't cultists understand that? A story of romance, adventure, true love, and... yep you got it... JAM. Rated M for language, sex, violence, and 2 very horny ghosts.
Friends? Louder than ever. Job? Possibly gone. Cream cheese? Still her favorite. Her boyfriend? ... possibly her fiancé unless she keeps acting like a dud. A fluffy, smutty one shot in the Mushroom Punches saga. Rated M for excessive use of the word 'Fuck' and sex.
Susan is walking on sunshine lately, but Pansy can't shake the rain cloud hanging over her head with every step. Doesn't mean they aren't the best of friends, through thick and thin and psychic intervention. A short story about a crazy seer, a wayward pregnancy, angry husbands, and whole lot of caramel. Rated M for sex.
Boss? Pretty great. Roommates? Still loud. Job? Perfect. Her boyfriend? Amazing... except for when he acts like a dud. A fluffy one shot sequel to the first Mushroom Punches. Rated M for language and sex.
Boss? Sucks. Roommates? Loud. Job? Boring. Refrigerator? Empty. Her office mate? A dud. But she kinda liked it when he laughed. A fluffy one-shot. Rated M for language.
Ink makes sense. She can't say the same for anything else though. Rated M for sex and language.
Pansy's back to help Harry solve the case of a strange bloodstained letter, but her psychic abilities aren't behaving. A one-shot about helping lost souls and maybe learning about her own in the process. Rated M for dark themes and mature language.
A Companion piece to my story "A Riven Heart", but can be read alone. Frantic days are the norm for Susan Bones, witch and top Healer at St. Mungo's. She runs her own team, she owns her own apartment, she has everything figured out on the surface… but she's still a woman with needs. A story about Ron Weasley and Susan Bones and loneliness. Rated M for language and sex.
I have no idea why Theo and I walked into that shop. Looking back, I'm so glad we did.
Harry started making incoherent sounds. Ginny pregnant? With Malfoy's child? What was happening! An April Fool's one shot.
Can be read without the first! Hermione's life took a drastic turn, but was it for better or worse? Now there are new and forgotten people in her life, she has a new job, and a 400 year old druid is living in her head.Draco/Hermione Ron/Pansy Harry/Ginny
'Sometimes life could be strange when married to a psychic. But also so absolutely wonderful.' A one-shot about soulmates and the hunt for a killer.
15 years after Pansy Parkinson fled the only life she ever knew, she is forced to return and forget about her peaceful Muggle life. With responsibilities and a new Potion shop to tend to, running into Neville Longbottom hadn't occurred in her realm of possibilities. Finding out he owns the Herb shop across from her new place of work? Impossible. Fun and Fluffy and smutty!
He's desperate and she's clumsy. A story about a potion spill and the chaos that follows. One week later and things could never be the same between The Healer and The Lawyer... or could they? An angsty and weird Dramione with a happy ending and some lemons to enjoy! Rated M for said lemons! Read and Enjoy!
It's been 8 years since the Battle of Hogwarts and Voldemort is missing. Neville is still working with Harry as an Auror and coming out of a terrible marriage, Pansy just wants to get her Potion Master's title and avoid her crazy mother Denise. Lots of Sex and Angst. Pansy/Neville, Theo/Percy, Draco/Hermione. **COMPLETE**
Eight years ago, Voldemort was weakened yet again at the Battle of Hogwart's, but not destroyed. Harry is still on the hunt for one last Horcrux, but has no clues to go on, but a blind date between Neville Longbottom and Pansy Parkinson might just be what he needs. Mostly from Neville/Pansy's POV. EWE. It's a slow start, but lots of fluffy, angst, and drama to enjoy. :)
Forever, it's not enough. A sexy one-shot, smut filled and incredibly fluffy.