Slowly, I recovered from the light. The first thing I saw was several orbs of light hovering around my Servant. She had pink hair done in short twintails, a pair of fox ears and a fluffy fox tail. She was wearing a blue, traditional ero-kimono, geta and a mirror on a necklace around her neck. And she was absolutely, breathtakingly beautiful. "I ask of thee, thou art my Master?"

(Oneshot) It is a universally known fact that Emiya Shirou is an idiot. Everyone acknowledges this fact. I do. You do. Your chair does. That random thing on your left does. In fact, it wouldn't be a stretch to say that his origin should have been 'Idiocy'. However, thanks to the wonders of the Kaleidoscope, we can venture into a world where this is so. And being one of the...