In this story, I'll be loosely following canon, but instead of luck, Harry will use his intelligence to get out of situations. He will be stronger than canon but not enough that he can be counted as 'op', at least not to an extent where Voldy becomes a non-issue. This will be a humorous fic, to an extent and will exploit, to an extent, the lack of common sense that wizards have.

This story will follow an OC through his Quidditch career. This story will be sort of OC because both Harry and Ron will be playing Quidditch, for Puddlemore and Chudley respectively. Also, note that most team characters will be OCs because I've read the wikis on all of the teams and there aren't very many specified players.