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Super Salty Edgelord

  • Rotted Arse and Dead Babies

    By Super Salty Edgelord • Updated: 28 Feb 2019 • Published: 20 Jun 2017 • 129 words • 0 followers • Horror/Spiritual • Severus S. • Rating: M • Completed

    Snape is a man whose enlightenment is of the highest honor.

  • More Sex

    By Super Salty Edgelord • Updated: 27 Feb 2019 • Published: 20 Dec 2017 • 28 words • 0 followers • Romance • [Harry P. + Hermione G.] • Rating: T • Completed

    The much anticipated sequel to the time honored classic "Sex" by Super Salty Edgelord. Come in and see what everybody is raving about! This is the next Twilight right here! - IGN

  • Dumbledore Does Gay Things

    By Super Salty Edgelord • Updated: 10 Feb 2018 • Published: 10 Feb 2018 • 58 words • 0 followers • Humor/Drama • Rating: M • In Progress

    For those of us boycotting.

  • Two Dicks, One Va-Jay-Jay

    By Super Salty Edgelord • Updated: 12 Aug 2017 • Published: 12 Aug 2017 • 449 words • 0 followers • [Harry P. + Hermione G. + Draco M.] • Rating: M • In Progress

    Tales of beauty. Tales of romance. But mostly tales of Draco with no pants.

  • A Jaw Dropping Revelation

    By Super Salty Edgelord • Updated: 9 Jun 2017 • Published: 5 Jun 2017 • 2 Chapters • 1,379 words • 0 followers • Humor/Tragedy • [Harry P. + Hermione G.] • Rating: T • Completed

    Harry and Hermione are having a shag one lovely afternoon, but Voldemort's ghost is a prat and decided to interrupt. Hermione was a tad displeased with that turn of events, and decided to let Voldemort know how she really felt about him.

  • Harry Potter and the Doesn't Have Homework because He Killed Voldemort

    By Super Salty Edgelord • Updated: 12 May 2017 • Published: 12 May 2017 • 2,000 words • 0 followers • Humor/Suspense • [Albus D. + Harry P. + Severus S.] • Rating: M • Completed

    Harry Potter has a gun. He may also desire a May/December relation of one variety, or another.

  • Sex

    By Super Salty Edgelord • Updated: 4 May 2017 • Published: 4 May 2017 • 36 words • 0 followers • Romance • [Harry P. + Hermione G.] • Rating: M • Completed

    What more needs to be said?

  • Ron Weasley's Ginger Buttcrack

    By Super Salty Edgelord • Updated: 13 Apr 2017 • Published: 13 Apr 2017 • 229 words • 0 followers • Sci-Fi • [Harry P. + Ron W.] • Rating: M • Completed

    Tally ho, old chap!

  • A Truth Unlike Any Other

    By Super Salty Edgelord • Updated: 5 Apr 2017 • Published: 5 Apr 2017 • 30 words • 0 followers • Spiritual/Fantasy • [Harry P. + Hermione G.], Albus D. • Rating: K+ • Completed

    An experiment, inspired by the smartest person on FF dot net.