Crossover with Labyrinth. Who's the new Librarian? And what's the connection with Harry? Oh, and our fave potions master has to be rescued. Who'll teach potions while he's gone? Who else, but Jareth!

A little parody of King Herod's Song that takes place down in the Chamber of Secrets.

Microfic. Someone has an assumed identity, and ends up making a fool out of himself because of it. Oh, and some Wormtail torture. VEG