America and Canada return for their third year at Hogwarts, and this time England is coming with them as the new History of Magic professor. After the disastrous last two years, and with dangerous criminal Sirius Black on the loose, he's not taking any chances with Harry Potter's safety. The Boy Who Lived will need all the help he can get just to stay alive.

America and Canada return to Hogwarts for their second year. England seems worried and has asked them to protect their friend, Harry Potter. But surely that's just England being paranoid, right? After the chaos of last year, this one should be a breeze! Right? ... Right? Rated T because I don't trust myself to write something completely kid-friendly.

What if Bella Swan had never gone to Forks? What if Nikki Jones, the personification of New York City, went in her place? Suddenly Edward finds that he isn't the only one hiding his true nature, and he's determined to find out her secret. Too bad for him she feels the same way. Rated M for language.

England's had it up to here with America, so he decides to send him off to Hogwarts (along with Canada to keep an eye on him). Little do any of them realize, this year is going to be unusual even by the standards of a school of witchcraft and wizardry. Rated T just to be safe.