Now that Voldemort was dead, Harry just wanted to relax, go to a party or two, maybe flirt a little with some attractive people. Unfortunately, an assassination attempt gets him sent to Bumfuck, Nowhere. Now there's some pale asshole hitting on him and oh god he did not sign up for this nonsense. Also can someone please tell him when they started putting letters in math? LM/HP

Harry Potter was a normal child, aside from that whole raising the undead thing. But what are you gonna do? Evil!Necromancer!Harry. LVHP Slash.