While cleaning his cousin's room, Harry discovers a small, circular pill in a carton of Advil. "When did they change their design?" he wonders. Harry pops the pill in his mouth and his whole life changes... (Harry gets a pill that makes him super smart. No comment on pairings at this time.)

Harry Potter has lived a long and fulfilling life. Old and happy, he goes for a walk one day and accidentally becomes the Master of Death. What will he do with his newfound powers? A lot more baking than you'd expect...