Hermione and Ron skulk off for some much overdue alone time.
Severus Snape and Hazel Potter (Female Harry) see rather a lot more than they ever bargained for when they brush up against each other's minds. Might add to this.
The Slytherin daddies are ready to take on a protege. Smut with eventual plot.
Hermione is sick of Ron's pig-headed attitude. Luckily, Viktor knows exactly what Hogwarts' resident bookworm needs. Rated M for teenage hormones amongst the stacks.