"I bet she wakes in the morning wrapped around the boy she's trying to dump..." Astrid Haddock has absolutely NO wish to cuddle with her husband. She doesn't even want to be near him! At least, that's what she insists. Her subconscious seems to be suggesting otherwise...

Completely fed up with watching Hiccup and Astrid dance around their feelings, the other teens decide to take matters into their own hands. They end up coming up with a plan that's so bad that it just might work- Lock them up together in a storage shed... for a whole night. What could possibly go wrong? Oneshot

Determined to remain a maiden, Astrid Hofferson devises an impossible trial for any would-be suitor. She, along with the whole of Berk, is left absolutely stunned when Hiccup 'the useless' Haddock passes it and wins her hand. The question is, will he be able to win her love as well? Or is this marriage doomed from the start?