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  • To My Son

    Ratchet's orphanage calls him to let him know that they found something of his when they went to clean out his old file. Something that was found along with him when he was just a baby in a basket sitting on their doorstep that night. Something that was written in a strange, mechanical-looking script that they couldn't translate at all. Something that looked a lot like a letter.

  • Times Like These

    A collection of hijinks, adventures, and vignettes set after the events of Lost Time.

  • Yet Another Drunken Confession Story

    It seems that Rivet has had too much to drink, and when Ratchet has to take her back home to bed, she realizes she has something she really needs to tell him.

  • Lost and Found

    Sequel to Lost Time. Now designated as a new Keeper of the Dimensionator, Ratchet is given a fun little task by his father, Kaden: Head over to Savali in another dimension to pick up some stuff from their Dimensional Archives. It'll be a quick little adventure, where absolutely nothing will go wrong. But little do they know that they'll run into a certain rebel Lombax and warbot.

  • A REALLY Hot Morning

    Sequel to "A REALLY Hot Night". After spending a night of passion and confessing their love together, Ratchet and Rivet decide to engage in an exciting morning activity together.

  • A Not-So-Little Haircut

    Ratchet's fur has been a little shaggier lately, which has been making his signature cap fit a little less comfortably, but he's too lazy and stubborn to do anything about it. Luckily, though, Rivet is more than willing to lend a helping hand.

  • A REALLY Hot Night

    Ratchet decides to cash in that backrub Rivet owes him. But before long, it starts to turn into something a little more than a backrub.

  • A REALLY Hot Day

    Rivet decides to head to Veldin on a typical routine trip to visit Ratchet, but little does she know that Veldin is currently experiencing a bit of a heat wave right now. And little does she know to her simultaneous dismay and absolute thrill that Ratchet has a certain way of beating the heat.

  • Big Balls

    It's time for a grand ball at President Qwark's place, and luckily for them, Ratchet, Clank, Rivet, and Kit have been invited to attend! Unluckily, however, Rivet hasn't been to one of these things before, and she can already tell that she's going to hate it. But, at least she'll have Ratchet right there with her to try and make this night more bearable.

  • Big Balls

    It's time for a grand ball at President Qwark's place, and luckily for them, Ratchet, Clank, Rivet, and Kit have been invited to attend! Unluckily, however, Rivet hasn't been to one of these things before, and she can already tell that she's going to hate it. But, at least she'll have Ratchet right there with her to try and make this night more bearable.

  • Locked-Up Love

    "Prisoners F19 and D12, please desist from holding hands during your transfer. It lowers staff morale." Rivet heard the Zordoom overseer announce as she was currently trying to rescue Ratchet and Kit. But, even with a throwaway background line like that, just what exactly is the story behind these two unnamed characters?

  • Mort to Love

    Rivet needs some advice from Clank in how to possibly deal with getting a certain Lombax to notice Mort, who has a crush on him. Yes, Mort, because she's totally the one who has a crush on Ratchet, and absolutely not Rivet herself, because she's not the one who has the crush on him, no sir. She's not asking for herself, she's just asking on behalf of her good friend, and not lying.

  • Lost Time

    Kaden lost everything when Tachyon attacked. His wife, his son, his best friend. Almost his life, too. He should be thankful he's still alive, but an unfortunate set of circumstances has left him separated from his son, who is stranded in another dimension, all alone. He swears that he will reunite with him one day, but when will that day come? (AU)

  • Error 404: Flirt Not Found

    As we all know, Clank is quite the Casanova, seeming to have an irresistible charm to the ladies that he is always sure to take advantage of, always ready to return a smooth line to make the girls giggle. But what if Kit too had an allure to herself that also caught the attention of others? And being the shy wallflower that she is, how would she possibly respond to such advances?

  • O, Wherefore Art Thou, My Lovely War Machine?

    It was just another typical day in the Slaughterplex, with Rivet cracking heads as Zurkon Jr. all-too-eagerly revels in the delicious violence. But when he goes a little overboard in giving her an extra challenge, an unknown warbot comes to her aid in the nick of time before disappearing just as suddenly. And upon seeing her, Junior thought only one thing: She was beautiful.

  • You're My Present This Year

    Hooray, it's time for the holidays! But as Clank and Kit sleep in preparation for the exciting day tomorrow, Rivet is resolved to stay up to greet Ratchet when he comes back home from his quick pit stop on Veldin. And this is going to take a lot of coffee.

  • Pull My Throttle

    Lombax ships are at the pinnacle of spacecraft technology, in no small thanks to their sentient aritficial intelligence. But the thing about sentient things is that they have personalities. And some personalities are... well... unique. Much to the dismay of one such owner.

  • Whatever It Takes

    A oneshot off my main story, Lost Time. The Council won't let Kaden return to the original dimension to rescue his son, but it's not like Kaden has to listen to them. Looks like he's going to have to take matters into his own hands.

  • A Hero's Duty

    Victory against the Emperor felt as amazing as Rivet thought it would. What she didn't expect, however, was how exhausting it was to be the hero that saved the day. Shooting bad guys is one thing, but having to act pretty for the cameras is a whole other ballgame. Just how does Ratchet deal with this?