Seriously, though, what if Harry could somehow be persuaded to put his own name in the Goblet of Fire? Nobody does so much harm as those who go about doing good, after all, and the road to hell is paved with good intentions. AU, with love potions (not for the money, though) and a Dark! Harry who is not nearly as clever as he thinks he is.

Hermione Obliviates her parents. Oneshot.