Daphne's life gets complicated when a moment of panic creates a public display of affection between her and Harry Potter. Finding a mutually beneficial arrangement, the two embark on a fake relationship - Harry seeking to win back Ginny while Daphne looks to save face with her ex-boyfriend. Inspired by the film, To All The Boys I've Loved Before.

"Granger, I'm not looking to get into it with you this year. If there's any barrier to us working collaboratively, I can tell you right now that it's going to be you." She felt a fire light throughout her body at the audacity of his statement. "Fine. You can start by handling the patrol schedule for this month."

Astoria Greengrass attempts to stay behind the scenes at her ex-boyfriend's engagement party. However, an exchange with Harry Potter leads her to make a startling discovery.

Hufflepuff, to everyone's surprise, is rumored to be a top contender to win the inter-house Quidditch Cup. Hermione is recruited by Ginny and the Gryffindor house team to spy on Hufflepuff's Quidditch practices in order for them to gain insider information. The only problem is that Hermione knows little about the sport of Quidditch.

"I think I'm actually going to take the first few weeks and then return part-time. I have work that I can do from home. I can't imagine what I'll do all those months home with just the baby. I think I'll be itching to work again after a few weeks." "Oh, that's…" Hermione watched as Ginny took a sip of her tea. "Ambitious."

Harry is over Ginny. He has to be considering she's gone and married Blaise Zabini less than a year following their mutual breakup. Harry, bruised from believing that he would be the first to move on after their breakup, decides to take up an arrangement with Daphne Greengrass as a way of moving on.

Hermione took a moment to rub her eyes again. Her mind must be playing tricks on her but it didn't change the image before her. What was once beautiful platinum blonde locks on her son were now red.

Hermione asked, "What is your greatest professional achievement thus far in your career?" "Great question. I'd say the night of seven times." "Professional achievement, Malfoy." "What? That is professional-it took place in my office."

'How the hell did I end up on designated apparition duty? And for Hermione bloody Granger, of all people' On the eve of a proposed marriage law, a drunk Hermione slips a confession to Draco.

Brightest witch of her age turns out to be the most careless witch of her age.