The night Harry summons the Knight Bus to escape the Dursleys, he ends up bringing a new companion—a poor black cat that he decides to take as a second familiar. But this cat isn't any ordinary cat, and it has big plans for its new master. Sirius really should've kept his plans a bit more secret…especially with his cousin so close… [Harry/Bella, Harry/Harem, Dark-but-Good Harry]

The events after the Kyuubi attack do not go as the Hokage had hoped, and the infant Naruto is mortally wounded. In an attempt to save his life, Naruto becomes a host to the Jiongu—thousands of semi-living threads that stitch his body together, and will weave a disturbing new future for the world to come. [[Warning: Will contain body-horror elements]]

Andromeda Tonks is tired of watching her daughter chase after men she feels are nothing but trouble. When she learns of Nymphadora's interest in Remus Lupin, she decides to try and trick her daughter into pursuing Harry Potter instead. When she succeeds, the only question left is how they will survive the deadly duo that is the Boy-Who-Lived and his metamorph girlfriend.